missing you


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where art thou? my dear fairy godmother?


if you are done with your good deed of turning one of my little step sisters from this pitiful, dreadful maiden (whose fashion sense has just bottomed out to negative 100!)...


into a gorgeous princess (it's a good thing that the long gown covered her unfashionable glass slippers. oh please, haven't she heard of louboutin?)



that will make even julia roberts forget that she is the ultimate pretty woman and america's sweetheart. acting instead as a mean jealous witch at the sight of cinderella wearing one of your original creations..


(ok, i admit she still looks so darn gorgeous even if she is supposed to be wicked and witchy! darn that luvly face and fabulous outfits!)

can you please cum back now..this princess also needs rescuing (i know i will probably earn the wrath of feminists all over the world for saying this). i beg thee, my sweet hearted fairy godmother to bring my prince back to me..


i miss the sight of  him playing with his long, lethal sword...his delightful smile...gentle kisses..i don't care if my other little step sister snow white will be depressed and broken hearted.
(by the way, if you are still with her, can you please tell snow white to spend more time under the sun? god knows she looks so pale and sickly! she needs a tan. it's summer. tan is in!)

oh please fairy godmother. i pray thee please come back..you've been gone for so long that my chariot has turned into this...


(opps! sorry wrong vegetable. confession, i am a fruitarian!)

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(*all pictures were taken from the internet. no copyright infringements intended.)

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