adventures in neverland

fate is taking a shine on young actor  derrick monasterio. his afternoon soap on his home network gma seven titled half sisters has been extended until january of two thousand and fifteen. then there are plans to relaunch him into a more mature, sexier leading man in the mold of say brad pitt in legends of the fall -- hunky, gorgeous, but oblivious of his good looks that is why women are falling all over his blessed feet. there are talks on the blogsphere that gma seven is now holding auditions for derrick's next project, this time on prime time. the new soap will showcase derrick's flair for drama and at the same time bank on his now well-toned body, a product of hours and hours of slaving in the gym and the discipline of eating only healthy, non-fattening food, to lure the audience, who are now clamoring for new faces and talents to rule the local television industry. the six-feet, nineteen year old star, who recently surprised a lot of fairies in the pink ...

what do you know? while we are all loving (or cursing) the scorching summer, a new gorgeous boy flew in to town not so unnoticed, mind you, to set stomachs aflutter, steal our picky  hearts,  and reduce all of us, fabulous members of the pink community, into a chorus of swooning teen-age girls who have just escaped the clutches of the overly strict catholic convent somewhere in the east of paris. his name? jeff langan. a veteran model at twenty one who had been shot by famous lensman for the fabulous set bruce webber for an ad for that sexy clothing brand a&f.  jeff breezed into town to get acquainted with the culture of the other half of his parents (ok. i'll make it simpler, he is half-filipino. i am guessing it's his mother who is from the philippines. the blogsphere is quite vague on this important piece of information. it's like giving us a gdp growth figure without saying from which period it is). according to the bench website (he has just been anointed b...

the air gets a bit chilly at night and especially at dawn. reminding us all that, well, it's christmas time and whether we like it or not, the bells are all a jingling.  but it still feels like summer because of the variety of bikini contests for young, filipino boys. and what wares are on display. while you have been slaving inside your airconditioned and lifeless office, fattening your wallet and your ass as well, look what you have been missing: a display of delectable young men in their underwear parading proudly their well-toned bodies, abs, long, hairy legs, nice, hairy armpits, and what have you to win the much coveted crown and a cash money that goes with the victory. of course i am not criticizing you for trying to beef up your bank account and dying slowly everyday inside the confines of your constricting cubicle, but dearie, there is more to life than accumulating a lot of money, living like royalty in your expensive condominium unit in one of the country's...

one stormy sunday afternoon, while the rains were falling heavily from the sky, blanketing the whole city with dark clouds (punctuated by the scary, ear shattering thunder), i was looking at pictures of cute basketeers. trying to keep my mind occupied to fight boredom. no, i know nothing about the sport. i haven't played it, not even once. i just don't like the idea of going after one ball, running from one end to the other, while trying to grab the ball from the one holding it, or prevent him from taking a shot at the basket. it's totally, lyk, boring. what makes it exciting, of course, are the cute, sweaty, muscled guys roughing it up inside the court, outmachoing each other. but i noticed that through the years, the jersey shorts have become so unsexy - loose, long and unshapely. totally unlyk the days of jaworski and atoy co, when it was really short, fit and sexy: the better way to display those long, shapely, smooth or hairy legs. i luv! now that's...

unlike many of today's young, trying hard to look and act straight actors (read: pamhinta) at the country's leading network (will somebody pretty please tell these kids and their handlers that they can't fool us. these straight acting kids can't hide their fishy stink by being linked with pretty starlets. chos!), ejay falcon no doubt is the real thing. he looks lyk your typical malambing pero medyo bastos school crush, who always plays basketball without a shirt. sweaty and all. ejay epitomizes what my luvly bff calls a guy who is "every inch a man."  her words, not mine. &&&&& during his pa-cute, pa-heart throb days, he looked as vapid as the next paminta star at his home network. even if he tried the sexy route: but look at him now. bit older, bulky and burly, with long, messy, curly hair. will somebody please give him a launching film ala richard gere in american gigolo? but unlyk richard, ejay does ...

i can't believe it. hong kong has actually allowed this very provocative billboard to be displayed prominently on one of its busiest hubs just to drum up interest for the opening of abercrombie and fitch! (store's opening in august, by the way. reports said its gorgeous male models will be in town. so to the gay squad, feel free to cum and celebrate! chos.) fabulous! if it were in the "conservative" manille full of hypocrites, moralists and unenlightened politicians who think we are still living in the dark ages, this billboard would have made such a ruckus: with politicians and their ilk asking for its removal - pronto! - because it will pollute the minds of the youngs. as if! i luv! it was one of those pleasant surprises that you can't just shake off. the store will be in central, near the mtr station along pedder street (where shanghai tang used to be.) $$$$$ here's the photo of the billboard (taken from a friend's facebook account). it oc...

f abulously wealthy and gorgeous in every way, armie hammer is hollywood's latest hottest actor. everyone wants a piece of him, even superstar leonardo de caprio. leo got to kiss armie in the clint eastwood-directed film about the life of former fbi head j. edgar hoover. armie plays his right hand and rumoured luver clyde tolson. of course every writer, every fan wants to know how he felt when he locked lips with lothario leonardo, who has dated some of the most coveted women in the world. in fact, every article about him and the film always had the kissing scene peg as the major selling point. as if! “it just felt like kissing,”  armie was quoted by new york magazine in an interview.  “i also had to shoot a machine gun in the movie, but nobody asks about that.”  (click here for the new york magazine article on armie hammer:  http://nymag.com/movies/features/armie-hammer-2011-11/ ) i won't be surprised if armie, who will next star opposite julia ...

(please click here for newer post about paulo avelino.) it's sunday, ladies, fairies, bitches and witches. so let's take it easy. it's been a while since i got really crazy about a local movie star. when i say crazy, i mean i would read all about him, stare at his pictures for hours and watch all his movies, even the dumb ones. the last one who won this distinction (yabangation!) was piolo pascual, long rumoured to be a member of the third kind. in most filipino gay man's book, that's a big turn off. while i share that sentiment, piolo is the exception. just look at his near perfect face, those soulful, sad eyes, the sensuous lips, the lean, long, tanned body. gay or not, he is hot! confession: i never believed all those churva that he was (or still is?) the boyfriend of kc concepcion (not montero, gagah). sorry! but piolo is getting old. and frankly, trite. it's like he has nothing more to give. he's done it all: singing, modelling, posing half...