adventures in neverland

forget amy adams and jennifer lawrenc e, golden globe's best actress and supporting actress winners, respectively. while both actresses are really good in american hustle ( christian bale , though snubbed by the foreign press association's award giving body, is a standout in that film), their performances paled in comparison to meryl streep and cate blanchett (oscar best actress nominees along with amy) and julia roberts and the phenomenal  lupita nyong'o (best supporting actress nominees along with jennifer). &&&&&&&&&&& relentless, brutal and bloody --  august: osange county is not for the fainthearted. a story about a family grieving over the death of the head of the family - a successful poet - it is bloody, brutal and relentless in its dramatic moments, like a summer blockbuster action porn where explosions after explosions bolstered by multi-million dollar special effects and accompanied by eardrum-wrecki...

%%%%%% where art thou? my dear fairy godmother? if you are done with your good deed of turning one of my little step sisters from this pitiful, dreadful maiden (whose fashion sense has just bottomed out to negative 100!)... into a gorgeous princess (it's a good thing that the long gown covered her unfashionable glass slippers. oh please, haven't she heard of louboutin?) that will make even julia roberts forget that she is the ultimate pretty woman and america's sweetheart. acting instead as a mean jealous witch at the sight of cinderella wearing one of your original creations.. (ok, i admit she still looks so darn gorgeous even if she is supposed to be wicked and witchy! darn that luvly face and fabulous outfits!) can you please cum back now..this princess also needs rescuing (i know i will probably earn the wrath of feminists all over the world for saying this). i beg thee, my sweet hearted fairy godmother to bring my prince back to...