a not so classy act
"a girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."
( another ms emily post post. so leave if you don't want to hear a sermon on being classy...)
dear fairies, bitches, witches, princesses, queens, pa-queens and wannabes,
gentle reminders on how to behave like a real princess, in and out of the palace:
-- if you are inviting people over for coffee, lunch, dinner or even just a few drinks, pretty please miss, stop looking at your phone. worse, stop passing it around showing photos of people we don't really care about, especially if they are of the gutter variety who don't have anything in between their ears except a pretty face.
if you want to see us, then be with us. talk to us. listen to us. laugh with us. we can even argue, bicker, or shout at each other. but please be with us. if you can't be away from your phone, then better stay at home and converse with yourself and whoever it is that's from the other world.
-- stop taking selfies. it's so tacky!! that's too hundreds of seasons ago.
-- stop using your ipads to take photos. it's so trashy! that's what cameras are for.
-- never argue about money, it's too pedestrian!
-- never post photos of the things you bought (even if it's the latest lv or chanel) on social media. elegance requires discretion. you will never see audrey hepburn post photos of the things she acquired on social media, nor take selfies in valentino or givenchy!
-- stop whining on social media. you're an adult, do something about it.
-- stop looking for a fight on social media. the world is already full of vile people and there's enough vitriol out there to last us another lifetime. let people escape from it on facebook, for one.
-- stop spreading negativity on social media. (see above).
--when you travel, please avoid posting hundreds or so of photos on social media. you are there to enjoy the place, appreciate the sights, taste the food, discover the people, the culture, the tradition. if you travel just to show off, then better stay at home, steal photos from the internet and post them on social media. you save money, time and avoid the hassles of traveling.
-- lastly, stop populating your facebook account with photos of yourself. especially if you don't have the face and the body of a goddess.
enough said.
love mahatma gandah
-- coco chanel
dear fairies, bitches, witches, princesses, queens, pa-queens and wannabes,
gentle reminders on how to behave like a real princess, in and out of the palace:
-- if you are inviting people over for coffee, lunch, dinner or even just a few drinks, pretty please miss, stop looking at your phone. worse, stop passing it around showing photos of people we don't really care about, especially if they are of the gutter variety who don't have anything in between their ears except a pretty face.
if you want to see us, then be with us. talk to us. listen to us. laugh with us. we can even argue, bicker, or shout at each other. but please be with us. if you can't be away from your phone, then better stay at home and converse with yourself and whoever it is that's from the other world.
-- stop taking selfies. it's so tacky!! that's too hundreds of seasons ago.
-- stop using your ipads to take photos. it's so trashy! that's what cameras are for.
-- never argue about money, it's too pedestrian!
-- never post photos of the things you bought (even if it's the latest lv or chanel) on social media. elegance requires discretion. you will never see audrey hepburn post photos of the things she acquired on social media, nor take selfies in valentino or givenchy!
-- stop whining on social media. you're an adult, do something about it.
-- stop looking for a fight on social media. the world is already full of vile people and there's enough vitriol out there to last us another lifetime. let people escape from it on facebook, for one.
-- stop spreading negativity on social media. (see above).
--when you travel, please avoid posting hundreds or so of photos on social media. you are there to enjoy the place, appreciate the sights, taste the food, discover the people, the culture, the tradition. if you travel just to show off, then better stay at home, steal photos from the internet and post them on social media. you save money, time and avoid the hassles of traveling.
-- lastly, stop populating your facebook account with photos of yourself. especially if you don't have the face and the body of a goddess.
enough said.
love mahatma gandah
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