i'm glad you'll soon be gone






i have been seduced.
not just once


or twice


oh, never mind how many times.
been tempted..
been promised..
the biggest land


when in fact, it was nothing
but a tiny patch..
oh, never mind, the size.
my lips are full, anyway.


yes, i have been naughty
never been nice.
so many times
i have seen men rise

only to turn into mice.
oh well, lowell...
aren't we glad it's all over soon.
no, i am not talking
about these beautiful creatures standing in two (sometimes three) legs.
hairy
smooth
strong
muscled
thin
or green
but always
 oh so wild


no, no, no
i am not talking about these men either
who could turn a cold, dreary, lonely winter night
into a blissful, sun-drenched summer even at ungodly hours.



funny creatures
aren't they?
men
can't live with them
but definitely, can't survive without them...




oh no,
i am talking about you
yes, you
2011...
in a few days you will be totally gone
like ever..
sorry, but you have been one unlucky year
so far, for this fabulous queen.

please go away
the sooner, the better
so i can celebrate
and shout
cheers
to the coming year!

(all the pictures are taken from the internet. no copyright infringements intended. so please don't sue the newly-employed fairy like me, who is working her huge ass off in hong kong.)

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